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“I think Arcee is amazing and beautiful. Also I think I may be a lesbian now.”
“Sometimes, when I see the sexy face of a Decepticon or Optimus Prime in Transformers Prime, I have the sudden urge to jump to his height and rape him in the mouth with my tiny, woman body, however that could work out.”
“Quite frequently people on here say they don’t like spike/valve fics…I like them, but I think I imagine them different cause I hate the image of robo-penises. But here’s my question: if so many people hate them, why do so many people write them? And why do so many people read them? Or is this whole argument just a 50/50 split down the middle?”
“Peter Cullen’s wife has absolutely got to be the luckiest woman in the world.”
“I really need fanfics of TFA Wreck-gar! I started getting obsessed for this character and don’t have fanfics/fanarts enough! and what have are wreck/ratchet, I don’t really ship them!(no offense) Help ;A;”
“Thanks to lots of fanfictions, I’m now obsessed with TFP Knockout x Smokescreen and TFP Optimus x Smokescreen.
Thanks, fandom! :D”
“I wish someone would write a TFP Optimus Prime/Arcee/Elita-One love-triangle.”
“I’m thankful to my Mum (who has loved Transformers and Optimus Prime since 1984) who sat me down in front of the T.V when I was 1 and put on the G1 Transformers she had on a video tape for me to watch, thanks to her I’m a true transformers fan way before the bay-verse movies came out”
“I really want to be in the middle of a Sunstreaker/Sideswipe sandwich.”
“I remember having an erotic dream where Optimus had pinned me down onto his berth and fucked me senseless while he had Soundwave wrap his metal tentacles tightly around me. Needless to say it was the best sleep I ever had.”