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“I find robogore/robodamage extremely sexy, especially paired with a little mindfuckery. A scenario I enjoy thinking about is ripping Skywarp’s wings off, and consoling him as he freaks out, stroking his exposed wires and giving him sweet gentle kisses. For some reason, it’s extremely comforting to imagine.”
“I would let Kup bitchslap me.”
“I sometimes feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t think Ratchet is sexy. :(“
“I would kill to have Knock Out whisper dirty, kinky things to me <3”
“My OTP is MegatronxSoundwave because Soundwave was the first on Megatrons side, even before he rose and always stayed there ever since. He is the only one Megatron ever saw as an equal and heck he even risked his life for Soundwave once. Not to mentoin how fiercly Soundwave protects Megatron in return. Without Soundwave Megatron would be nothing! Sorry Starscream, you will never have his Spark, it always belonged to his most loyal soldier…”
“I like to imagine that if June was somehow turned into a Cybertronian, Ratchet would cave and fuck her senseless.”
“Ever since my girlfriend got me into TFP, I’ve had erotic thoughts about Knockout and Breakdown (and it’s caused me to have erotic dreams about them too) and I have no regrets”
“I find it fragging hilarious when I know some of these secrets belong to a certain person.”
“Ratchet / random nurse bots please.”
“Transformers turn me on more than my boyfriend. I once even skipped our date because of wanting to enjoy the newest TFP episode all by myself. … This could be a problem.”