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“I’m thankful to my Mum (who has loved Transformers and Optimus Prime since 1984) who sat me down in front of the T.V when I was 1 and put on the G1 Transformers she had on a video tape for me to watch, thanks to her I’m a true transformers fan way before the bay-verse movies came out”
“Bayverse Bumblebee’s chest from the dark grey inner workings to the sexy lines of a new-gen Camaro’s lights and grille, to the golden-yellow paintwork … it’s orgasmic. I don’t even know why. Then again, I’m a graphic designer for an automotive marketing company and was able to put a kickass-yellow Camaro on one of our ads. Between that and getting to rummage through 2013 Porsche 911 images … hot damn, today was a VERY good day.”
“The only way I can read and enjoy bayverse-based fanfics is if I replace Shia Labeuf’s Sam with Garret Hedlund’s Sam (from Tron Legacy) in my mind. Mikaela usually becomes Olivia Wilde, too.”
“I had a dream that went like this … I was just sitting out on the front steps of my house when I hear a crash in my back yard. I dash back there to find Bay-verse Bumblebee tangled up in the rose bushes and twine. I help him get out of it before my parents get home and he managed to sneak out the back. The next day I received a bouquet of roses from ‘someone’. I got Bee as a visitor again in the backyard that night. He kissed me. I blushed the whole day at school & home and no one knew why.”
“I was watching Nanosec on my TFA DVD when my Mom entered the living room. When she told me that she thought TFA Optimus Prime’s lips looked handsome … I swear my my mind exploded. You should’ve seen me when she said she liked Jetfire from Bay-verse.”
“I find almost any generation of starscream more attractive then the animated version. Yes, even bay’s starscream.”
“I have Transformers the game, the movie verse game if you don’t know what I mean, and I was playing through the Decepticon campaign when I came to the last level and started crying because I had to kill Jazz, fuck Ironhide he was an ass, but Jazz didn’t do a damn thing to deserve that death! T^T”
“None of the live action transformers do anything for me…except Shockwave. His reveal on driller? FUCKING HOT!!!”
“I will never understand all the hate for the Bayverse. Yes they’re not perfect films but I still LOVE them and I love the bots (and versions of the bots and cons) they gave us. It was glorious to hear Cullen again after all these years, his voice has only gotten sexier with age. ;)”
“I think Jolt from the live action films is adorable. I like his look and the electric whips seem like a cool weapon/tool. Not to mention all the kinky things he might be able to do with them. It’s a shame he was killed off in the comic tie-in. D:”