“I’m so glad Megatron FUBARed Bumblebee’s voicebox. God, he’s such an annoying little bitch. That’s right i said that.”
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“Bayverse Bumblebee’s chest from the dark grey inner workings to the sexy lines of a new-gen Camaro’s lights and grille, to the golden-yellow paintwork … it’s orgasmic. I don’t even know why. Then again, I’m a graphic designer for an automotive marketing company and was able to put a kickass-yellow Camaro on one of our ads. Between that and getting to rummage through 2013 Porsche 911 images … hot damn, today was a VERY good day.”
“I ship Shockwave and Bumblebee from Transformers animated so hard, it’s almost painful for me to see the lack of support for the pairing. I just see a lot of potential: the drama of shockwave ruining two bots life, the angst because bee trusted him, and just the relationship that could come from the hurt seems like such a waste to me… I have to write hard core fanfiction about it.”
“I had a dream that went like this … I was just sitting out on the front steps of my house when I hear a crash in my back yard. I dash back there to find Bay-verse Bumblebee tangled up in the rose bushes and twine. I help him get out of it before my parents get home and he managed to sneak out the back. The next day I received a bouquet of roses from ‘someone’. I got Bee as a visitor again in the backyard that night. He kissed me. I blushed the whole day at school & home and no one knew why.”
“I NEED Bee to be able to speak in Prime, and if Dan Gilvezan voiced him again my life would be complete.”
“I personally hate it when people put Bumblebee in a sexual relationship. I mean, he’s pretty much the adorable kid brother of Transformers. Yes, I know he’s not exactly an innocent, but the idea of him getting it on with anyone makes me feel like a pedophile. He’s just too cute and childish for it. I get especially creeped out when he gets paired with ‘older’ mechs, like Megatron or Optimus.”
“I might be in the minority here but i hope to god that Optimus will be dead and Bumblebee will be the next Prime, Because dammit Bumblebee needs more spotlight time than “small one” (also i hope his voice is somehow comes back because every-time he beeps i want to rip out his radio)”
“Hot damn, Bumblebee has a nice aft. I wanna squeeze it. XD”
“somehow, Bumblebee reminds me of my cat, always making some sort of noise.”
“I think i’m in love with Bumblebee from the movies. He is just so cute, but still hot when he has his mask on. <3”