all the dirty secrets...

“I want Hardshell to hold me in his servos and frag me with his glossa, licking me all over, making every part of me belong to him.”

“If I were a transformer, I would be the most wild bot ever. I don’t care who you are, what faction you’re on, or where you are, I WILL violate you and have very rough sex with you. And it will be the most fabulous thing ever.”

“Whenever my friend asks me if I’ve seen anyone I fancy, I always have to say no because I don’t want to tell her I have a thing for a sexy red Decepticon and consider it a very serious relationship <3”

“The only thing that seriously distracts me in TFP, are the crotchplates. I can’t help to stare, especially the ‘Cons’.”

“I really hate how so many people act surprised whenever knockout behaves like a sadist. Especially since his cruelty was implied AND shown in his first episodes. He’s not an Autobot. He’s a Decepticon mad doctor so sadism is kind of a given. People don’t treat Shattered Glass Ratchet this way.”

“Recently I got my car fixed and I slapped a Decepticon car magnet on it that I got from Christmas last year. I named it Bumper. Lately, as I drive to work, I have full on conversations with Bumper, since the radio doesn’t work. I’ve given him a personality too. He’s a speed demon forced to live under the rules. Bumper begrudgingly does what he’s supposed to do, because he loves his human companion ♥ I love my car.”

“G1’s Soundwave’s Voice Turns Me On SO Bad!!!! Wish He Were a Bot instead of a Con…”

“I would give almost anything to have an autobot/decepticon friend. I’m almost jealous of the kids in tfp for having such a close relationship with them”

“I’d rather stab myself in the eye before picking a favorite Con from the TFP-verse”

“Tarn. The D.J.D. Leader. ‘Nuff said.”