
“I have massive trouble with mech/human most of the time. Even that Starscream dirty talk thing, where he’s all “do you want my spike, little human?” I couldn’t find anything but funny because I was like “Want it for what? What am I supposed to do with it? It’s probably bigger than I am.” (Sure, non-penetrative sex of some kind, but he wasn’t describing that. At least not in the part I listened to. I had to turn it off halfway due to sheer “What the hell do you mean?”)”

“I find TFP Starscream hot as fuck, but that Dirty Talk video just gives me secondhand embarrassment. I think I’m doing wanting to fuck Starscream all wrong. Maybe I’d find it hotter if he was doing the begging…”

“I know I’m not the only Starscream fangirl who wants to find the guy that did “Starscream Dirty Talk” and fuck his brains out while he sounds and acts like the perfect Starscream”

“Once, I masturbated to the video “Starscream Dirty Talk” on YouTube, and I had the best orgasm I have ever experienced in my entire life. It was pretty fucking intense to say the least. “