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“I find robogore/robodamage extremely sexy, especially paired with a little mindfuckery. A scenario I enjoy thinking about is ripping Skywarp’s wings off, and consoling him as he freaks out, stroking his exposed wires and giving him sweet gentle kisses. For some reason, it’s extremely comforting to imagine.”
“I would let Kup bitchslap me.”
“I sometimes feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t think Ratchet is sexy. :(“
“My OTP is MegatronxSoundwave because Soundwave was the first on Megatrons side, even before he rose and always stayed there ever since. He is the only one Megatron ever saw as an equal and heck he even risked his life for Soundwave once. Not to mentoin how fiercly Soundwave protects Megatron in return. Without Soundwave Megatron would be nothing! Sorry Starscream, you will never have his Spark, it always belonged to his most loyal soldier…”
“I find it fragging hilarious when I know some of these secrets belong to a certain person.”
“Transformers turn me on more than my boyfriend. I once even skipped our date because of wanting to enjoy the newest TFP episode all by myself. … This could be a problem.”
“Am I a masochist if I often wish that Shattered Glass Optimus Prime would make me his slave and just fuck me all day? If so, then so be it.”
“Dinobot/Rattrap from Beast Wars is the sexiest Transformers pairing. No contest.”
“i just became homies with im-g1… we will make the most beautiful smut scripts anyone will ever find…”
“At first when I was getting into the TF fandom, I wasn’t wanting to be that type of fangirl by pairing 2 bots up or thinking a Transformer is sexy. But I am slowly turning into one of those girls. I don’t know if I should be scared of myself, or to be happy to admit this and hoping someone else out there is just like me.”