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“Sometimes, when I see the sexy face of a Decepticon or Optimus Prime in Transformers Prime, I have the sudden urge to jump to his height and rape him in the mouth with my tiny, woman body, however that could work out.”
“I remember having an erotic dream where Optimus had pinned me down onto his berth and fucked me senseless while he had Soundwave wrap his metal tentacles tightly around me. Needless to say it was the best sleep I ever had.”
“I can’t watch any Transformer show where Frank Welker voices Megatron without cracking up. It’s especially bad in TFP, but every time I hear him, I just see Nibbler in the diaper and cape standing in Megatron’s place.”
“I can’t help but ship Transformers: Prime Smokescreen and Wheeljack together, despite it being crazy and making no sense whatsoever. I don’t care what anyone else thinks, it would be one of the best crack pairings out there and I sure as hell ain’t gonna stop thinking about it.”
“The instance I heard Unicron’s irish accent in Transformers Prime, I was turned on. His voice reminds me of an elderitch god. A sexy, metal, elderitch god. I have a thing for REAL chaos bringers, you see.”