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“I can’t help but ship Transformers: Prime Smokescreen and Wheeljack together, despite it being crazy and making no sense whatsoever. I don’t care what anyone else thinks, it would be one of the best crack pairings out there and I sure as hell ain’t gonna stop thinking about it.”
“I don’t know why, but I love the idea of the Dinobots calling Ratchet and Wheeljack mama and papa :3”
“I would love to see more involvement from June in Prime. It seems like for once we have a strong dependable woman in the franchise but we only saw her maybe twice throughout all of Season 2? It seems like a very wasted opportunity to me. There’s a lot of room for deep emotional moments with her if they let her bond or interact more with the other Autobots. I’m not saying ship her with them (not that I’d mind) but I’d like to see how others would be with her especially Wheeljack or Smokescreen.”
“I really hope that Wheeljack survived the crash in Darkest Hour because my wish is that he and Smokescreen for some reason for another have to team up and Jackie, the veteran, has to put up with Smokescreen’s overeager rookie anitcs. Despite that difference some reason they seem similar in some ways I can’t explain it also I can’t help but think it’s just another pairing waiting to happen”
“What do I want for christmas? To have TFP Optimus dominating me on top and TFP Ratchet dominating on bottom, and Wheeljack + Smokescreen making out in a corner while wanting to get in on the action. ^O,O^ Go dirty minds!”
“I believe that if Bulkhead and Wheeljack were a pairing, they would refer to their sexytimes as “offroading”.”
“In Darkest Hour, when Ratchet and Wheeljack have that little convo about always being on the same side no matter what they go through, just sounded so much like a couple reassuring each other that they’ll always be together in the end…. ^^”
“I found my actions as stupid. I’m a big fan of Wheeljack but when Starscream shoot down Jackhammer I hug my Starscream body pillow asking WHYY? WHY DO YOU DESTROY JACKHAMMER!? Cuz Jackie must be alive.”
“Am I the only one who ships Wheeljack/Perceptor *really* hard or am I alone in the universe? :c”
“My best friend and I dork out on transformers together, but I’ve gotten way deeper into the sexual aspect myself. Until recently. TFP changed that for my friend. She now has a major crush on Wheeljack and Smokescreen and finds them both extremely sexy. I am so proud of her ;)”