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“The only thing that seriously distracts me in TFP, are the crotchplates. I can’t help to stare, especially the ‘Cons’.”
“I no longer care about Earth, Cybertron, Autobots or Decepticons. I only hope that Airachnid is finally dead for good.”
“I wanna grind against Arcee’s chestplate til I come and make June lick up the mess all while listening to Miko’s cute little voice as she masturbates.”
“Dreadwing’s body turns me on so much. His face. His hands. His shoulders. His wings. His abdomen. His legs. The only part of his body that doesn’t arouse mad lust on me are his feet. They’re kinda stubby, and that makes me smile. But everything else? Yeah, I’d be all over him if I could. Damn.”
“I wish I could kidnap Orion form TFP. I would feed him with cookies and sweet tea. Then I would sew a teddy for him. A big, pink, plushy rabbit. And a blanket.”
“As a die-hard NASCAR fanatic, I nearly had a heart attack when I found out Dale Earnhardt Jr’s racecar would make an appearance as Roadbuster in DOTM. Now I’ve got this image of Dale driving Roadbuster… he’s got one hand on the wheel and the other resting rather ‘comfortably’ on the gearshift… If y’all know what I mean ;)”
“I’m in love with Optimus Prime… something wrong?”
“Silverbolt was my first cartoon crush, I think it was because he was very noble and could transform into an wolf/eagle hybrid.”
“I absolutely LOVE TF Prime Megatrons chest plates. They just look so smooth and broad and sexy! I wanna lay on them while he sleeps and listen to his spark underneath.”
“I’ve never understood Sunstreaker’s appeal. Everyone gushes about his looks, and while his character is okay, I’ve never been able to see him as attractive at all.”