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“Sometimes I’m iffy when it comes to Cyclonus. But that scene when he helped Tailgate pick up the glass, and when he jumped in front of Rewind! UNF! FOREVER LOVE!!!”
“Cannot unsee: Swerve’s giant package. Right under his Autobrand.”
“I used to pull my hair out wondering where the fuck Eject is in MtMtE since Rewind has such a prominent part and even Steeljaw got a cameo (for one panel but still). Now my headcanon is that Eject hasn’t shown up yet because Chromedome hasn’t knocked up Rewind with him yet. I have no regrets.”
“I like the official design of Rung’s holomatter human form. And people complaining about how it doesn’t look like the fanart version is seriously turning me off of the fanart version.”
“It seems to me that the TFP and MTMTE Transformers are made sexy on purpose. They’re always so juhygtbhjuytrhgjhjn”
“I want to see Whirl do the Gangnam Style leg touch thing.”
“Sometimes when I’m alone, as it were, I like to pretend to be one of the characters in my favourite ships, being ravished by the other. Some pairings seem to work better than others and let me tell you, Rung/Whirl? Surprisingly hot. Oh baby.”
“Whirl’s everything. ‘Nuff said.”
“Much as I love what he’s done with Chromedome and Rewind and the fact that we now have a canon slash (if you assign them genders) couple, all I really want to ask James Roberts is…where the fuck is Eject? D: Where’s Rewind’s bro?”
“I just want more Chromedome/Rewind fluff. Or angst. Angst is good too. Oh hell, just give me more fic plz? D:”