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“Quite frequently people on here say they don’t like spike/valve fics…I like them, but I think I imagine them different cause I hate the image of robo-penises. But here’s my question: if so many people hate them, why do so many people write them? And why do so many people read them? Or is this whole argument just a 50/50 split down the middle?”
“I’m thankful to my Mum (who has loved Transformers and Optimus Prime since 1984) who sat me down in front of the T.V when I was 1 and put on the G1 Transformers she had on a video tape for me to watch, thanks to her I’m a true transformers fan way before the bay-verse movies came out”
“I see that everyone wants to be fucked by Megatron all the time, but am I the only one that wants to fuck HIM and not the other way around? Maybe it’s because I’m sadistic, but I’d just love to have that mech’s aft all for myself.”
With all the hot drawings of spikes and valves you think that someone with the know how would make dildos and hand toys of them with different colors, designs, shapes, sizes and specialized into each character. Well I guess one could only dream
“So a big group of my friends say “Beast mode!” or “Maximal!” when they think something’s cool, and every single time I have to fight down the urge to spew Beast Wars references at them. The saddest part is that I never even grew up watching BW, and neither did they.”
“I can’t watch any Transformer show where Frank Welker voices Megatron without cracking up. It’s especially bad in TFP, but every time I hear him, I just see Nibbler in the diaper and cape standing in Megatron’s place.”
“Not really a dirty secret but kind of embarrassing last year. 2012 was a bad year for me and I had to go to a therapist to help with my cronic depression. I was so scared during my first meeting I brought along my Cyberverse Starscream and held him in my sweater pocket for the first few sessions. For some reason it made everything easier for me. thanks starscream”